Aliens...

I believe that I am half Ape half Alien, hence my ability to eat 12 bags of walkers crisps in one sitting.

Anyway, I have know found a way to communicate with my ancestors...with a pair of Neon Nike Vortex!

I am yet to receive a sign but while I hang my new beauties out the window while occasionally flashing a torch to the night sky, I have in the meantime been able to catch up with my reading.

I would watch TV but my window faces the opposite way.

Christopher Kane A/W12 shoes.

I have been wondering when the square toe was going to make its return. 

Ashleighs Acne's!!!

D Squared Ice Skater boots are the shizzle!

Fuck Yes! Velvet Boots from Topshop, you know you love that shit!

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Dalmation print calf skin Dr Martens

you know you want them

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 Guiseppe Zanotti

Azzedine Alia boots, fuck me they are fit!

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Do you like me shoes?

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Sartore - Pitone Bootie. . . . Yes they are nice arent they.

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Vans x Hermés by Robert Verd.

I need a pair of these in my life!!!!!

Fuck Yes!

KTZ Platforms are the bee's fookin knees! I

m very particluar about the platfrom but these bad boys are in another league!

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Balenciaga SS11 

I would like all three pairs please

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Opulent Rodarte for Opening Ceremony Chelsea Boots, I know someone with that carpet

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Fact: Nobody does shoes quite like Alexander Wang. Each season when his collections hits the runway, the first thing I look out for is the shoes, and each season he does not fail to impress, his shoes speak volume when it comes to being ahead of the game. In my opinion the platform has had its day and need to make way for the shoe with height only in the heel. Well done Mr Wang and sorry Charlotte Olympia but we will soon be saying goodbye to your good friend the platform.

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Oh Yeah! Been looking for a pair of bad boys like these for awhile now for our labels latest collection, and these pair of sex on a platform from Topshops Premium Range just might be the perfect shoe! I am yet to confirm this with my partner in crime, but If she agrees we may just have to have these in the shoot. She better had or Im gonna shave her head!

SUWALKI BY MANOLO BLAHNIK

FOOKIN HEAVEN!!!!!!!!!!

GIUSEPPE ZANOTTI x CHRISTOPHER KANE

HEAVEN ON EBAY

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PROENZA SCHOULER

FUCK YES!!!!!!

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