So fashion conscious...

Its mamas birthday tomorrow so like a true fashionista I called to Asda on my way home from work to pick up some balloons, a banner and a cupcake (the bitch is on a  herbal diet and I haven't been paid this month)

Anyway while decorating the front room I noticed...HOLOGRAM!!!!

After passing out for just over 37 minutes I am just in time to light the candle on the cupcake and wait for my mums arrival!

I hope she cant eat this cake.

 Chalayan...

Hologram for your pleasure, and mine of course

Dior...

You Lucky Fuckers

   

This Years...

Kardashian Family Christmas card

Only Joking its the very somber Givenchy Couture Clan, I hope they bring an album out, they all look like they have so much pain and heart ache. 

Put your pain into a song Girls, you might get Chrimbo number 1!

Box Braids...

For my birthday this year, I really want box braids (hope my mum gets the hint)

Me and my bessie are obsessed with them, but both being white and boys I just dont think its going to work.

So Ill leave it to the goddess that is...
"Miss Janet if your Nasty"

She hasnt got braids in this but your ears deserve some cake

 

 

Aliens...

I believe that I am half Ape half Alien, hence my ability to eat 12 bags of walkers crisps in one sitting.

Anyway, I have know found a way to communicate with my ancestors...with a pair of Neon Nike Vortex!

I am yet to receive a sign but while I hang my new beauties out the window while occasionally flashing a torch to the night sky, I have in the meantime been able to catch up with my reading.

I would watch TV but my window faces the opposite way.

Oi Kenzo...

Do you wanna start Sexting? 

I would ring you but my walls are quite thin

Oh Hello!

Stella McCartney, like most other designers has been doing one of them Resorts collection things. 

.Such busy bitches. 

Anyway I'm not fond of most of them, mostly because of the mirrored tropical plant prints we have seen last summer and in every fucking high street chain for the last 4 months  has crept its way into next summers resort. 

I'm  not angry it just makes my eyes tired, however Stella is a Ginge and has been dead cheeky and stuck in a few holographic accessories in there and I forgive her because there wasn't enough last summer!  So I'm hoping those cheeky little fuckers are a hint of more hologram. 

Holla for holagram!

Yeah thats right!